- mom: i love you
- me: i love me too
(Source: s-moran)
(Source: oshino)
i fucks wit it
(Source: pleatedjeans)
ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real party?”
Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party.
both ways he ends up dead in the water
and doesn’t get the girl
Or an oscar.
both of his love interests are named after flowers
(Source: spookymanor)
why does no one listen to me when i say the jamaican dance-hall pandora station is really good thing??
we in a recession
(Source: tibets)
this is such a gpoy it hurts
(Source: timedump)
(Source: milklotus)
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